Thursday, March 10, 2011

DC Edu-Speak Light Bulb Jokes

It's almost Friday and it looks like I've made it through another week.  To celebrate I am going to lighten things up with my own "educational humor."  And yes, I know that is an oxymoron.

I believe I got this idea from an Xtranormal video on Mr. Teachbad's blog (see link under "Blogs to Check Out") and decided to add my own.  Please add your own creations if you wish.


How many …........... does it take to change a light bulb?

1. How many Master Educators does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but they've never done it in DC.

2. How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

They can't, until a Master Educator tells them how.

Or

3. How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but at the moment we're out of light bulbs (and copy paper, and printer ink, and ….)

4. How many Assistant Principals does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, as long as it's in their office.

5. How many SROfficers (police) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, but it has to be on the first floor, preferably near the lobby.

6. How many Principals does it take to change a light bulb?

One, just as soon as they get done talking about how bad their teachers are.

7. How many Security officers does it take to change a light bulb?

They're not allowed.

8. How many Chancellors does it take to change a light bulb?”

“Those incompetent, lazy, union teachers broke the light bulb.”

9. How many School reformers does it take to change a light bulb?

“First we need to reinvent the light bulb.”

10. How many Instructional coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

Three because it must be done in a cooperative group.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Cartoon Version of Rheeform on Youtube

 A funny and accurate cartoon based on the unfunny actions of our former "chancellor."  Watch and weep.  (Not sure who made it, I received it via email listserve.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9ZdTUVeus